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Tote Bag - "Before Coffee I Hate People / After Coffee I Feel Good About Hating People" Funny Coffee Tote

$28.15
Sizes: 13" × 13''
Handle Color: White
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
13" × 13''16" × 16''18" × 18''
Height, cm 33.02 40.64 45.72
Length, cm 33.02 40.64 45.72
Width, cm 7.62 7.62 7.62
Handle length, cm 73.00 73.00 73.00
Handle width, cm 2.54 2.54 2.54
Light, sharp, and a little cheeky — this printed tote turns coffee moods into a carry-all statement. The white polyester canvas keeps the black-and-gray lettering crisp while the colored straps add a pop that matches your morning energy. It holds a travel mug, a paperback, and all the small armor you need for the commute. Use it on groggy mornings or after your second cup when the world seems slightly more tolerable; its roomy boxed corners and reinforced handles mean it won’t sag when you toss in groceries or a laptop sleeve.

Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-dry
- Reinforced double-row stitching on handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for increased interior space and structure
- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; five handle color options
- Available in three sizes; seam tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
100% Polyester body

100% Polyester body

Extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly

Seamless thread color

Seamless thread color

Black inner stitching matching the lining, transparent thread on hems

Reinforced stitching on handles

Reinforced stitching on handles

A second row of stitching to make a seam stronger

Boxed corners

Boxed corners

Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room

Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry..

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